What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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