- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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