- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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