- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Justin Bieber.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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