- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

You're a frog

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Youre mom is so dead...

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