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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

White men's rights

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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