Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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