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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A child walks into a classroom.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

The lion swallowed his pride.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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