Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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WILLY

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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i hate black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Get it? More.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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womens rights

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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