If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Not a joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

THe Election

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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