what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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