- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Tall asians

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Sarah Palin

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

women's rights

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

The Female Orgasm

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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