Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Barack Obama plays basketball

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

q ggggggggggggggggg

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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