what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A hill billy went fishing

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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