- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Cripples are lame.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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