- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why is the ground wet It rained

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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