- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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