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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did? Yes

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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