Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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