- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what are three short words? i a am

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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