- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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