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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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