Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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This sentance contains three errers

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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