Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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