well use a tissue!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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