You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Jimmy Saville

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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