- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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