- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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