- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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