"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Women's rights.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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