- Anti Joke

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.