- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

My cat just died.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

You're tall.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

You're a frog

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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