Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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