Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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