whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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