Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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