- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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