- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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