What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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