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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why can't jokes spit?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.