What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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women's rights

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Penis.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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hi

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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