Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Knock Knock The doors already open

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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