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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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