Jesse gets so many ladies

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

were you expecting a joke

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Anti Joke

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