- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

You sick fiend

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

don't just stand there

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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