Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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