- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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