How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

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