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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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