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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Miscarriages.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Rebecca Black

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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