Waseem is a hard worker.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Anti Joke

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