- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a lamp?

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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