What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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