what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Woman rights.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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world peace

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