- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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