Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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