- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

2 + 2 = 4

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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