Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Black people being friendly.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Women's Rights.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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