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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

when debbie meets downer

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

who is not good looking? mon morello

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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