TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

drugs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

feminism

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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