- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

child labor

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Justin beiber's penis

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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