- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats a joke

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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