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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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