roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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run farther?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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