- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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