Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Refridgerator.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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