- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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