Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Once upon a time

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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