What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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