Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

2 + 2 = 4

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

my whole life!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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This sentence is a lie.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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