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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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