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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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