what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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