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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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