- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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