Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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