What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Im gay What about you

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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