Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Anti Joke

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