what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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