- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Women's rights

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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