What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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