- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wright flyer

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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