A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

So a jew walks into a bar!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How many fingers do most people have? 10

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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