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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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