- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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