- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Romans rights.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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