- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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