Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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