- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A man died.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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