- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A: Do you like it B: No

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Women's Rights

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

This is not funny.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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