- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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