What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Smeg...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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hey justin

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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