What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Take wrong turns

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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