Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How old are you? 7

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Haha, I get it..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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