- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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