What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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