- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Your life

I hate long jokes -_-

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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