- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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