How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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No

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Today is March 22.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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