- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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