What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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