- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

It says so on your cap.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

2 Penises

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

there once was a black man who played basketball

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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