Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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