- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what's the difference between a duck?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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