- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Girls soccer

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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