Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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