- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Hello.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

You bumder!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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