How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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