- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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