- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats worse than jonny james obviously

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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