- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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