Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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