Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

penis haha

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Stop Iran! We need the money.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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