Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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