Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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