- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Nickleback.

I have cancer. And you're next.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Justin Bieber.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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