Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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