why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

cats are pussies

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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