- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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