- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

You know what's funny? Rape

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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