Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What is the difference?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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