Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Today is March 22.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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