friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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