- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

I am dyslexic

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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