- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

EGGPLANT

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

i like it in the mouth

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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