Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

oh hey.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Lets go Yankees

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