- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

guest what i love pancakes

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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