THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Miscarriages.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Penis.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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