What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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