What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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AIDS.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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boobs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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