- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

women's rights

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Smelly Indians.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??