What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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