- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

get in the car.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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