What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What's circular and round A circle

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Error 37.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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