- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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