why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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