- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

they told me not to write here but i did

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Men

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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