A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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