- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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