- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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