Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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