What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Feminism.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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