- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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