A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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