- Anti Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.