- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A paralysed man falls over.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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