what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Hi

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Get on the boat.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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