- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

it's funny because it's funny

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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