- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

once you go black your credit goes wack

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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