what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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