Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Take wrong turns

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Turkey Balls

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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