How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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