- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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