A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Nick Cannon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

feminists.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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