- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

your life

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

do you have a wife?

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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