How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Buzi vagy!

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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