Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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YOU

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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