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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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