You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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