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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Turkey Balls

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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