How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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1+2 = 6

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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