- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

THE GAME

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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