Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Barbara Streisand

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Denard Robinson

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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